I HATE THIS B!TCH! Guests Shocked At Meghan’s Speech At Godmothers Bookstore Oprah Is Disappointed

CAUGHT ON CAMERA! Guests Shocked At Meghan’s Lizard Tongue During Speech At Godmothers Bookstore

As many of you may already know, Meghan visited Godmothers Bookstore in Montecito this past Saturday for what was billed as an impromptu talk about the importance of early literacy.

Well, little did Meghan know, one brave attendee decided to discreetly record part of her speech on their smartphone. And the resulting video reveals something downright shocking about Meghan’s behavior that day. Let’s just say her appearance left many guests utterly confused and concerned.

I’ve obtained an exclusive copy of the fan footage, which I’m about to play for you. Viewer discretion is advised as the images are quite startling. But I felt it was important to share with my audience given how peculiar Meghan’s actions were. Take a look for yourself and see what all the fuss was about:

I know, I know. Believe me, I had to watch that several times myself just to make sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me. But there is no question – that odd pink thing flickering in and out of Meghan’s mouth appeared to be her tongue!

Only it wasn’t acting like a normal human tongue at all. It was long, skinny and snake-like in appearance. Extending much further out of her mouth than should be biologically possible. The way it waved around as she spoke also seemed more reptilian than mammalian