Jessica Mulroney she’s Meghan’s former BFF, a Canadian fashion stylist, and apparently the keeper of all Meghan’s dirty secrets. And boy, has she decided to spill the beans.

According to Mulroney, she and Meghan were running a scheme that would make the characters from “Hustle” look like amateurs. We’re talking about exploiting royal connections to score freebies, billing King Charles for bogus expenses, and then selling off the swag for cold, hard cash.

It’s like “Ocean’s Eleven” meets “The Crown,” and I am here for it.